Moon rising...
Touches my window;
Tin glows, soft.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Stand Still, Cleburne
Stand still, Cleburne.
Suck in yer gut.
Say, "Cheese"!
Suck in yer gut.
Say, "Cheese"!
Labels:
trailer-trash style
My Old Lady
My old lady ~
Turned me in...
Fer the reward.
Turned me in...
Fer the reward.
Labels:
call the law,
got no shame,
jailbird,
money or lack thereof
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Ain't No Jobs
Ain't no jobs ~
In that racin' column.
Try the classifieds.
In that racin' column.
Try the classifieds.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job
Saturday, September 12, 2009
You Idiot!
You idiot!
Africa ain't a state.
Not in this country.
Africa ain't a state.
Not in this country.
Labels:
got no sense,
ignorance is bliss,
not too bright
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
False Lashes
False lashes;
Cheeks, so wrinkled.
She winks...
Cheeks, so wrinkled.
She winks...
Labels:
eyesore,
flirting,
mascara,
tammy faye bakker
Monday, August 31, 2009
Huh! That Ermaline!
Huh! That Ermaline!
Thinks she's royalty...
In a pig's eye.
Thinks she's royalty...
In a pig's eye.
Labels:
gossip and lies
Sunday, August 23, 2009
A Old School Bus
A old school bus ~
Just the back half;
My home.
Just the back half;
My home.
Labels:
fixer upper,
old cars and junkyards,
trailer trash
Crop Top
Crop top;
Short shorts;
Eight months pregnant...
Short shorts;
Eight months pregnant...
Labels:
poor judgement,
pregnant,
trailer-trash style
Saturday, August 22, 2009
More Mayonnaise
More mayonnaise!
More. More. More.
Keep shovellin'!
More. More. More.
Keep shovellin'!
Labels:
nutritional choices,
poor judgement
Leaky Ceiling
Leaky ceiling;
Stains, so brown!
Widening.
Stains, so brown!
Widening.
Labels:
downwardly mobile,
fixer upper,
trailer trash
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
This Haiku ~
This haiku ~
Ain't much good...
But it did get wrote.
Ain't much good...
But it did get wrote.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
free-form haiku
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Find the Clerk
Find the clerk...
I need that bikini ~
In 6X.
I need that bikini ~
In 6X.
Labels:
buttcheeks,
cleavage,
eyesore,
got no shame,
poor judgement
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Silver Discs
Silver discs...
Hubcaps, in long rows ~
Catch the sun.
Hubcaps, in long rows ~
Catch the sun.
Labels:
old cars and junkyards,
the lawn
Overalls. No Shirt.
Overalls. No shirt.
Tattoos, displayed proudly!
For the girls...
Tattoos, displayed proudly!
For the girls...
Labels:
eyesore,
tattoos,
trailer-trash style
Monday, August 3, 2009
Our Trailer
Our trailer;
Now swaybacked ~
Sorta leans...
Now swaybacked ~
Sorta leans...
Labels:
downwardly mobile,
eyesore,
fixer upper,
trailer trash
Give Us a Leg Up
Give us a leg up...
That bottom step done broke ~
Clean through.
That bottom step done broke ~
Clean through.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
downwardly mobile,
fixer upper
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Classy Joint!
Classy joint!
Coconut. Rum.
And little parasols...
Coconut. Rum.
And little parasols...
Labels:
relatively speaking,
trailer-trash style
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Mullet... So Long
Mullet... so long;
Nurtured for years.
He is proud.
Nurtured for years.
He is proud.
Labels:
mullet,
trailer-trash style
Old Tires
Old tires...
Stacks and stacks ~
Wall of rubber.
Stacks and stacks ~
Wall of rubber.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
the lawn
Sometimes I Dream
Sometimes I dream
This old tin box ~
Into a doublewide...
This old tin box ~
Into a doublewide...
Labels:
double-wide trailers,
fixer upper
Monday, July 27, 2009
Big Mullet
Big mullet;
He combs it back...
Stud, so ready.
He combs it back...
Stud, so ready.
Labels:
big hair,
flirting,
greasy hair,
mullet,
trailer-trash style
Scrapper...
Scrapper...
Small, but wiry.
"Kick your ass, man!"
Small, but wiry.
"Kick your ass, man!"
Labels:
call the law,
fighting,
loud and obnoxious,
whup-ass
Floozie! Whut a Dress.
Floozie! Whut a dress.
I just wonder ~
Wher she got it...
I just wonder ~
Wher she got it...
Labels:
cleavage,
got no shame,
spandex
Pool Hall
Pool hall.
Big fight... damn!
Call the law.
Big fight... damn!
Call the law.
Labels:
call the law,
loud and obnoxious,
us against them
Saturday, July 25, 2009
My Bride Awaits...
My bride awaits...
Young, impatient!
Her mama won't sign.
Young, impatient!
Her mama won't sign.
Labels:
jailbait,
married at fourteen,
trailer-trash love
Old Carburetor
Old carburetor ~
Disassembled;
Awaits my whim.
Disassembled;
Awaits my whim.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards
Friday, July 24, 2009
Bubba Ain't Much
Bubba ain't much;
But, I love 'im.
Gap teeth and all...
But, I love 'im.
Gap teeth and all...
Labels:
crooked yellow teeth,
eyesore,
trailer-trash love
Shoes Does Better
Shoes does better...
Once somebody else ~
Wears 'em in.
Once somebody else ~
Wears 'em in.
Labels:
money or lack thereof,
trailer-trash style
Job. Work. Money.
Job. Work. Money.
I lay here in bed ~
And think not...
I lay here in bed ~
And think not...
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job,
money or lack thereof
Bartender!
Bartender!
Pass that broad a beer.
I feel lucky...
Pass that broad a beer.
I feel lucky...
Labels:
beer belly,
flirting,
trailer-trash love
A Old Car Door
A old car door ~
Against the fence.
Leaning... ferever open.
Against the fence.
Leaning... ferever open.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Moon, Shining Soft.
Moon, shining soft... silver.
Stripes of rust, peeling paint...
How it flakes!
Stripes of rust, peeling paint...
How it flakes!
Labels:
eyesore,
fixer upper,
moonshine,
trailer trash
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Silver Streak...
Silver Streak...
Once, our dream.
Now, reality!
Once, our dream.
Now, reality!
Labels:
divine inspiration,
fixer upper
Big Flesh, Flappin'!
Big flesh, flappin'!
Grandma dances ~
In her thong...
Grandma dances ~
In her thong...
Labels:
about them bills,
buttcheeks,
eyesore,
fixer upper,
got no shame,
poor judgement,
spandex
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Fishin'. I Lay Here...
Fishin'. I lay here...
Keepin' one eye out ~
For the warden...
Keepin' one eye out ~
For the warden...
Labels:
call the law,
loafing,
us against them
Liar!
Liar!
I ain't no thief.
You cain't prove it, nohow.
I ain't no thief.
You cain't prove it, nohow.
Labels:
call the law,
gossip and lies,
i done got paroled
Lookit That Slut!
Lookit that slut!
Them bedsheets a'hern ~
Don't never cool.
Them bedsheets a'hern ~
Don't never cool.
Labels:
gossip and lies,
got no shame,
working on the side
Floozie...
Floozie...
Stuck to a barstool ~
Like glue.
Stuck to a barstool ~
Like glue.
Labels:
got no shame,
trailer trash,
working on the side
River View...
River view...
Holes in the wall ~
Unpatched.
Holes in the wall ~
Unpatched.
Labels:
downwardly mobile,
eyesore,
fixer upper
Beer Gut...
Beer gut...
Two-day stubble...
Sloppy kisses.
Two-day stubble...
Sloppy kisses.
Labels:
beer belly,
eyesore,
poor sanitation,
smooching,
trailer-trash love
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Vi-eeners...
Vi-eeners...
Pink and squashy ~
Juice slides, thick.
Pink and squashy ~
Juice slides, thick.
Labels:
nutritional choices,
vi-eeners
Peroxided Hair...
Hair, peroxided.
One more bottle ~
Pour it on!
One more bottle ~
Pour it on!
Labels:
black roots,
trailer-trash style
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Summer Days...
Summer days...
Back yard hog pen ~
Sour smells, wafting.
Back yard hog pen ~
Sour smells, wafting.
Labels:
critters,
poor sanitation,
the lawn
Monday, July 13, 2009
Flatfoot Mama
Flatfoot mama ~
Shuffles across the street.
Four toddlers... lagging.
Shuffles across the street.
Four toddlers... lagging.
Labels:
flatfoot,
poor judgement,
rugrats
"Disgraceful!" some say.
"Disgraceful!" some say.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.
Labels:
eyesore,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Friday, July 10, 2009
Mini Skirt
Mini skirt:
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.
Labels:
cleavage,
got no shame,
poor judgement,
spandex,
trailer-trash style
Birthday Beer
Birthday beer...
Brung to me ~
By my maw.
Brung to me ~
By my maw.
Labels:
beer belly,
birthday,
trailer-trash style
Sourpuss!
Sourpuss!
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?
Labels:
corn cobs,
gloomy gus,
pouting,
sourpuss
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Hair, So Pale.
Hair, so pale.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.
Labels:
black roots,
tattoos,
trailer-trash style
Coon Hound, Sleeping
Coon hound, sleeping...
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
coon hounds
Look, a Garden
Look, a garden!
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.
Labels:
garden,
tater peels,
the lawn
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Thick and Fleshy
Thick and fleshy ~
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."
Labels:
cleavage,
spandex,
trailer-trash style
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Closing Time...
Closing time...
Disobedient legs!
My eyelids ~ so sticky.
Disobedient legs!
My eyelids ~ so sticky.
Labels:
beer belly,
got no shame
Job Huntin'
Job huntin'...
Tomorrow.
Today, I sleep.
Tomorrow.
Today, I sleep.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job,
trailer-trash philosophy
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Whirligigs
Whirligigs...
Flat beer cans, cut crisp...
Wind-sparkles.
Flat beer cans, cut crisp...
Wind-sparkles.
Labels:
beer cans,
the lawn,
trailer-trash style
Friday, June 19, 2009
Speckled Lampshade
Speckled lampshade.
Dead moths, in a pile;
Light, glowing dim...
Dead moths, in a pile;
Light, glowing dim...
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
poor sanitation,
trailer trash
PG Rating?!
PG rating?!
Thet don't make sense.
Just some tits...
Thet don't make sense.
Just some tits...
Labels:
cleavage,
got no shame,
trailer-trash philosophy
Beer. It Ain't Good Warm...
Beer. It ain't good warm.
But, we got no ice.
So... I'll make do.
But, we got no ice.
So... I'll make do.
Labels:
beer belly,
trailer-trash philosophy
Bubba! He's So Shy
Bubba! He's so shy.
He won't buy my tampons.
So I got to go.
He won't buy my tampons.
So I got to go.
Labels:
got no sense,
got no shame
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Git Some Drapes
Git some drapes.
Them winders look
Kinda gap-toothed.
Them winders look
Kinda gap-toothed.
Labels:
eyesore,
fixer upper,
privacy,
trailer-trash style
Bicycle Without Spokes
Bicycle without spokes
Setting idle ~
On our front lawn.
Setting idle ~
On our front lawn.
Labels:
eyesore,
fixer upper,
the lawn
That U-Haul
That U-Haul ~
Prob'ly shoulda went back
Two years ago...
Prob'ly shoulda went back
Two years ago...
Labels:
call the law,
thieving trailer trash
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Fancy Restrunt
Fancy restrunt ~
Cloth napkins... candles...
My beer in a glass!
Cloth napkins... candles...
My beer in a glass!
Labels:
beer cans,
trailer-trash style
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Commode, Stopped Up
Commode, stopped up.
What a turd!
Git the plunger...
What a turd!
Git the plunger...
Labels:
fixer upper,
poor sanitation
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Old Wheels, Rusting.
Old wheels, rusting...
Our home ain't mobile
No more.
Our home ain't mobile
No more.
Labels:
downwardly mobile,
eyesore,
fixer upper,
trailer trash
Ooh, Spray Them Roaches!
Ooh, spray them roaches!
If it's one thing I can't stand ~
It's bugs on my bed.
If it's one thing I can't stand ~
It's bugs on my bed.
Labels:
critters,
poor sanitation,
springtime
Quit Yer Braggin'
Quit yer braggin'.
Don't try to con me ~
You ain't rich.
Don't try to con me ~
You ain't rich.
Labels:
money or lack thereof
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Patterns
Patterns...
Tin-can mosaics...
Littered driveway.
Tin-can mosaics...
Littered driveway.
Labels:
beer cans,
the lawn,
trailer-trash style
Canned Vi-eeners
Canned Vi-eeners ~
Fat jaws, stuffed full.
Still, she wants more...
Fat jaws, stuffed full.
Still, she wants more...
Labels:
fat,
nutritional choices,
vi-eeners
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Tarps With Duct Tape
Tarps with duct tape
Covers my treasures.
Some call it trash.
Covers my treasures.
Some call it trash.
Labels:
duct tape,
eyesore,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Roadhouse
Roadhouse.
Peanuts on the floor...
Now, that's class!
Peanuts on the floor...
Now, that's class!
Labels:
beer belly,
trailer-trash style
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I Need a New Place
I need a new place.
My old man was cookin' meth ~
And burned the joint down.
My old man was cookin' meth ~
And burned the joint down.
Labels:
call the law,
downwardly mobile,
trailer trash,
white trash
Here's My Show!
Here's my show!
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter."
Now, he's a hunk!
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter."
Now, he's a hunk!
Labels:
flirting,
trailer-trash love
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Sheets in the Winder
Sheets in the winder...
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.
Labels:
eyesore,
privacy,
springtime,
trailer-trash style
Dimpled Knees
Dimpled knees ~
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.
Labels:
fat,
trailer-trash style
They Won't Card Lou
They won't card Lou...
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!
Labels:
flirting,
gossip and lies,
jailbait,
trailer-trash philosophy
Friday, April 24, 2009
A Garden Grows
A garden grows.
Tater peels we th'owed~
In the mud.
Tater peels we th'owed~
In the mud.
Labels:
springtime,
tater peels,
the lawn
Orange Cola
Orange cola...
Juice ain't half as good!
But WIC won't pay.
Juice ain't half as good!
But WIC won't pay.
Labels:
nutritional choices,
welfare checks
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Neighbors Gripe
Neighbors gripe...
Our yard, grown with weeds ~
Let's get a goat.
Our yard, grown with weeds ~
Let's get a goat.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
eyesore,
springtime,
the lawn,
trailer-trash philosophy
One Day
One day...
I'm 'onna fix up
That old Ford.
I'm 'onna fix up
That old Ford.
Labels:
eyesore,
fixer upper,
old cars and junkyards
Monday, April 20, 2009
Oil leaks...
Oil leaks...
Making rainbows
In the mud.
Making rainbows
In the mud.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
springtime,
the lawn
Them Durn Inspectors
Them durn inspectors
Done declared our place
A health hazard.
Done declared our place
A health hazard.
Labels:
call the law,
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Monday, April 13, 2009
A Ford Rusts
A Ford rusts...
Sunshine on cracked glass ~
Glinting.
Sunshine on cracked glass ~
Glinting.
Labels:
downwardly mobile,
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
springtime,
the lawn
I Don't See...
I don't see what
Our trailer has to do
With public health.
Our trailer has to do
With public health.
Labels:
eyesore,
poor sanitation,
trailer trash
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Build Me a Step.
Build me a step.
Granny can't climb
Through the door no more.
Granny can't climb
Through the door no more.
Labels:
fixer upper,
trailer trash
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
This Town Got Some Nerve!
This town got some nerve!
Clean our yard without asking ~
Then they bill us!
Clean our yard without asking ~
Then they bill us!
Labels:
call the law,
eyesore,
the lawn,
us against them
Open Hood, Rusting
Open hood, rusting...
A tree, where engine once was...
Glassless windows bloom.
A tree, where engine once was...
Glassless windows bloom.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
springtime,
the lawn
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Oh, How Cute!
Oh, how cute!
Look at them plaskit owls!
I got to git one.
Look at them plaskit owls!
I got to git one.
Labels:
divine inspiration,
flea market,
trailer-trash style
A New Spot of Grass
A new spot of grass
Grows bright green in the old spot
Where the outhouse stood.
Grows bright green in the old spot
Where the outhouse stood.
Labels:
the lawn,
trailer trash
Friday, April 3, 2009
Double-Wide
Double-wide ~
Big gold mirrors... jacuzzi...
That's my dream.
Big gold mirrors... jacuzzi...
That's my dream.
Labels:
double-wide trailers,
trailer-trash style
I Love Art
I love art!
I bought me a Elvis
On black velvet.
I bought me a Elvis
On black velvet.
Labels:
divine inspiration,
trailer-trash style
Git Yer Ass...
Git yer ass
Off my property,
Repo man!
Off my property,
Repo man!
Labels:
call the law,
money or lack thereof,
us against them
Friday, March 27, 2009
Our lawn, now empty
Our lawn, now empty.
Dead grass in random shapes...
Where junk once lay.
Dead grass in random shapes...
Where junk once lay.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Button on a String
Button on a string ~
It makes a good birthday gift.
Or so I'm told.
It makes a good birthday gift.
Or so I'm told.
Labels:
money or lack thereof,
trailer trash
Cold Beer in Neon
"Cold beer" in neon ~
Begging me to come in...
Home away from home!
Begging me to come in...
Home away from home!
Labels:
beer belly,
trailer-trash philosophy
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Barefoot Kids
Barefoot kids ~
Playing in the dirt.
Happiness!
Playing in the dirt.
Happiness!
Labels:
poor sanitation,
rugrats,
trailer-trash philosophy
Thin Panel Walls
Thin panel walls;
Sagging floors, small rooms and hall...
Home sweet single wide.
Sagging floors, small rooms and hall...
Home sweet single wide.
Labels:
double-wide trailers,
fixer upper
Saturday, March 21, 2009
My Tattoo
My tattoo
Of girls' names marked out
Grows longer.
Of girls' names marked out
Grows longer.
Labels:
poor judgement,
trailer-trash love
Plastic Flowers
Plastic flowers
Lined along the driveway
Bloom all year.
Lined along the driveway
Bloom all year.
Labels:
eight plastic reindeer,
eyesore,
the lawn,
trailer-trash style
Monday, March 2, 2009
Swats the Flies
Swats the flies...
Brings me a cold beer...
She loves me!
Brings me a cold beer...
She loves me!
Labels:
beer belly,
trailer-trash love
Possums
I've been told ~
Possums don't make good pets.
But I still want one.
Possums don't make good pets.
But I still want one.
Labels:
pets,
poor judgement,
possums
Toilet...
Toilet filled with plants.
Rusty car propped up on blocks.
High-class yard decor.
Rusty car propped up on blocks.
High-class yard decor.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Friday, February 6, 2009
Grab Them Birds!
Grab them birds!
Some dame called the law.
Run, boys, run!
Some dame called the law.
Run, boys, run!
Labels:
call the law,
poor judgement
Sidewalk Mosaic
Sidewalk mosaic...
Bottletops and bits of trash ~
Frozen in black ice.
Bottletops and bits of trash ~
Frozen in black ice.
Labels:
beer cans,
eyesore,
poor sanitation,
trailer trash
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Are You Reading?
Are you reading?
I read a book oncet.
It wadn't much.
I read a book oncet.
It wadn't much.
Labels:
got no sense,
ignorance is bliss
I Ain't Too Hungry
I ain't too hungry ~
Git me two large fries.
And a shake.
Git me two large fries.
And a shake.
Labels:
nutritional choices
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Well! If it ain't Murl!
Well! If it ain't Murl!
Kick them cans out-th' way!
Come in and set down.
Kick them cans out-th' way!
Come in and set down.
Labels:
trailer-trash hospitality
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Dang it, Earl!
Dang it, Earl!
You still ain't fixed that winder.
Get the duct tape.
You still ain't fixed that winder.
Get the duct tape.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
fixer upper
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Jake Got Caught!
Jake got caught!
They thowed him in jail.
With no bail.
They thowed him in jail.
With no bail.
Labels:
call the law,
jailbird,
thieving trailer trash
Shut Yer Mouth
Shut yer mouth!
You ain't foolin' me...
I ain't dumb.
You ain't foolin' me...
I ain't dumb.
Labels:
got no sense,
ignorance is bliss
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Curling Hose
Curling hose.
Gas flows into my tank.
I siphon yours.
Gas flows into my tank.
I siphon yours.
Labels:
call the law,
thieving trailer trash
That Social Worker
That social worker ~
She says school is free.
So I got to go.
She says school is free.
So I got to go.
Labels:
got no sense,
ignorance is bliss,
poor judgement
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Ther is laws...
Ther is laws...
What Clive done ain't right.
Bigamy!
What Clive done ain't right.
Bigamy!
Labels:
call the law,
trailer-trash love
Quit Eyein' That Girl!
Quit eyein' that girl!
And roll yer tongue in, Eugene.
That gal is jailbait.
And roll yer tongue in, Eugene.
That gal is jailbait.
Labels:
call the law,
cleavage,
jailbait,
poor judgement,
trailer-trash love
Deziree Hobert!
Deziree Hobert!
Get yer butt in this trailer!
Leave off them boys.
Get yer butt in this trailer!
Leave off them boys.
Labels:
got no shame,
trailer-trash love
Friday, January 23, 2009
Hush! It's cler...
Hush! It's cler...
Maybelle is preggers ~
But Vern ain't wise.
Maybelle is preggers ~
But Vern ain't wise.
Labels:
gossip and lies,
pregnant
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
If I Said It Oncet
If I said it oncet,
I said it a thousand times:
June ain't got no sense.
I said it a thousand times:
June ain't got no sense.
Labels:
got no sense,
poor judgement
Lord Hep Us!
Lord hep us!
Pearl got her ass whupped.
Call the law!
Pearl got her ass whupped.
Call the law!
Labels:
call the law,
fighting,
whup-ass
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Now I Know
Now I know
Why Clo looks so fat...
She's knocked up!
Why Clo looks so fat...
She's knocked up!
Labels:
gossip and lies,
trailer-trash love
Monday, January 19, 2009
Let's Drop in...
Let's drop in next door.
Angeleener done told me
Clo cooked a meatloaf.
Angeleener done told me
Clo cooked a meatloaf.
Labels:
feasting,
got no shame,
trailer-trash philosophy
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Thet Poor Little Kid
Thet poor little kid.
She never knowed her Deddy.
He come from up north.
She never knowed her Deddy.
He come from up north.
Labels:
ignorance is bliss,
rugrats,
trailer-trash love
They Ain't Many Folks
They ain't many folks
Would do whut you done for me.
So I'll bail you out.
Would do whut you done for me.
So I'll bail you out.
Labels:
call the law,
i done got paroled
I Don't Want No Job
I don't want no job.
But thet-ere social worker
Says I got to look.
But thet-ere social worker
Says I got to look.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Lord, Lord, Lord...
Lord, Lord, Lord...
Whut Bubba won't do!
He's a case.
Whut Bubba won't do!
He's a case.
Labels:
got no sense,
got no shame
Friday, January 16, 2009
Them Dumb Kids
Them dumb kids
Is playing outside
In the road.
Is playing outside
In the road.
Labels:
got no sense,
poor judgement,
rugrats
Thet Earl Wouldn't Work
Thet Earl wouldn't work
In a whip-cream factory!
Bless his worthless heart.
In a whip-cream factory!
Bless his worthless heart.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job
Brown Windows
Brown windows.
Mud tunnels stacked thick.
Dirt daubers.
Mud tunnels stacked thick.
Dirt daubers.
Labels:
eyesore,
poor sanitation,
procrastination
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Rusty Tin
Rusty tin
Curls up from the roof...
Rain gets in.
Curls up from the roof...
Rain gets in.
Labels:
eyesore,
fixer upper,
money or lack thereof
Hey Deddy!
Hey Deddy!
Maw is headin' next door
To kick ass.
Maw is headin' next door
To kick ass.
Labels:
call the law,
fighting,
loud and obnoxious,
whup-ass
Get Back Here Miss Priss!
Get back here Miss Priss!
You ain't goin' nowhere, girl.
Just set your butt down.
You ain't goin' nowhere, girl.
Just set your butt down.
Labels:
wanderlust
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
I'm Sick of This Place
I'm sick of this place.
We been livin' here a month.
I'll pack and you tote.
We been livin' here a month.
I'll pack and you tote.
Labels:
trailer-trash philosophy,
wanderlust
Come Midnight...
Come midnight...
The landlord's asleep.
We'll skip out.
The landlord's asleep.
We'll skip out.
Labels:
thieving trailer trash,
us against them
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Learner's License
New learner's license?!
You can take me to the store.
I'll get us some beer.
You can take me to the store.
I'll get us some beer.
Labels:
beer belly,
call the law,
poor judgement
Monday, January 12, 2009
You Ain't Got No Coat?
You ain't got no coat?
Don't make me no nevermind!
It ain't my problem.
Don't make me no nevermind!
It ain't my problem.
Labels:
trailer-trash philosophy
Hide that Meth.
Better hide that meth.
My probation officer
Might be comin' by.
My probation officer
Might be comin' by.
Labels:
call the law,
poor judgement
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Junk Cars
Here's a old tail light.
That hood might fit our old car.
Good thing we kept 'em.
That hood might fit our old car.
Good thing we kept 'em.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards
Friday, January 9, 2009
That Stupid Teacher
That stupid teacher!
Don't you go to school no more!
Guess that'll learn her.
Don't you go to school no more!
Guess that'll learn her.
Labels:
ignorance is bliss,
poor judgement
Leavings
Them diners left food!
Can you believe how wasteful?
Stick that in your tote.
Can you believe how wasteful?
Stick that in your tote.
Labels:
feasting,
got no shame
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Gleaming Icicles
Gleaming icicles.
We shiver beneath our quilt.
And cuss the gas man.
We shiver beneath our quilt.
And cuss the gas man.
Labels:
about them bills,
wintertime
Company
We got company.
Sit down and take a load off...
Watch that chair ~ it's broke!
Sit down and take a load off...
Watch that chair ~ it's broke!
Labels:
trailer-trash hospitality
Desperate Measures
I run out of beer.
I thought I might look for work...
Unless you got more.
I thought I might look for work...
Unless you got more.
Labels:
beer belly,
bone-idle lazy
Bail Out
Get me my billfold.
We got to go into town.
Grandma's back in jail.
We got to go into town.
Grandma's back in jail.
Labels:
jailbird,
relatively speaking
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Blue Eye Shadder
Thick blue eye shadder,
Painted up to my eyebrows
Looks so elegant.
Painted up to my eyebrows
Looks so elegant.
Labels:
bright blue eye shadow
Food Pyramid
Let's eat nutritious.
Pick us up some vi-eeners.
And get me some beer.
Pick us up some vi-eeners.
And get me some beer.
Labels:
nutritional choices,
vi-eeners
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Porch Light
Men drop by.
Drawn by my porch light...
Soft red light.
Drawn by my porch light...
Soft red light.
Labels:
porches,
working on the side
Rent
Don't pay the rent yet.
I got a chance to buy me
a used ATV.
I got a chance to buy me
a used ATV.
Labels:
about them bills,
money or lack thereof
Break of Dawn
Break of dawn. Breakfast.
Stale chips, sour dip, peanuts.
Not so bad, with beer.
Stale chips, sour dip, peanuts.
Not so bad, with beer.
Labels:
nutritional choices
Monday, January 5, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Arguing...
My wife yells.
Brown specks hit my face.
She dips snuff.
Brown specks hit my face.
She dips snuff.
Labels:
fighting,
loud and obnoxious,
poor sanitation,
whup-ass
Saturday, January 3, 2009
White-Trash Woman
My white-trash woman.
My Venus of Willendorf...
Naked. Fat. Waiting.
My Venus of Willendorf...
Naked. Fat. Waiting.
Labels:
cleavage,
fat,
trailer-trash love,
white trash
Friday, January 2, 2009
2009
Two thousand and nine!
Second day of the New Year.
Our rent is done late.
Second day of the New Year.
Our rent is done late.
Labels:
money or lack thereof,
new year
Jailbird
I'm in jail.
I broke probation.
Bail me out.
I broke probation.
Bail me out.
Labels:
jailbird,
poor judgement,
thieving trailer trash
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Garbage
Garbage smells.
It ain't been took out
Since last month.
It ain't been took out
Since last month.
Labels:
eyesore,
garbage,
poor sanitation,
trailer trash
Noon Time
It's noon time.
I laze here in bed
With my hounds.
I laze here in bed
With my hounds.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
coon hounds,
trailer trash
New Year's Day
We partied last night.
This trailer is a pig-sty!
Let's move out of here.
This trailer is a pig-sty!
Let's move out of here.
Labels:
new year,
trailer trash
Big Red-Orange Spots
Big red-orange spots
Dotted over dull, flat gray.
Primer on my Ford.
Dotted over dull, flat gray.
Primer on my Ford.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards
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