Old wheels, rusting...
Our home ain't mobile
No more.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Ooh, Spray Them Roaches!
Ooh, spray them roaches!
If it's one thing I can't stand ~
It's bugs on my bed.
If it's one thing I can't stand ~
It's bugs on my bed.
Labels:
critters,
poor sanitation,
springtime
Quit Yer Braggin'
Quit yer braggin'.
Don't try to con me ~
You ain't rich.
Don't try to con me ~
You ain't rich.
Labels:
money or lack thereof
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Patterns
Patterns...
Tin-can mosaics...
Littered driveway.
Tin-can mosaics...
Littered driveway.
Labels:
beer cans,
the lawn,
trailer-trash style
Canned Vi-eeners
Canned Vi-eeners ~
Fat jaws, stuffed full.
Still, she wants more...
Fat jaws, stuffed full.
Still, she wants more...
Labels:
fat,
nutritional choices,
vi-eeners
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Tarps With Duct Tape
Tarps with duct tape
Covers my treasures.
Some call it trash.
Covers my treasures.
Some call it trash.
Labels:
duct tape,
eyesore,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Roadhouse
Roadhouse.
Peanuts on the floor...
Now, that's class!
Peanuts on the floor...
Now, that's class!
Labels:
beer belly,
trailer-trash style
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I Need a New Place
I need a new place.
My old man was cookin' meth ~
And burned the joint down.
My old man was cookin' meth ~
And burned the joint down.
Labels:
call the law,
downwardly mobile,
trailer trash,
white trash
Here's My Show!
Here's my show!
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter."
Now, he's a hunk!
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter."
Now, he's a hunk!
Labels:
flirting,
trailer-trash love
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Sheets in the Winder
Sheets in the winder...
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.
Labels:
eyesore,
privacy,
springtime,
trailer-trash style
Dimpled Knees
Dimpled knees ~
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.
Labels:
fat,
trailer-trash style
They Won't Card Lou
They won't card Lou...
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!
Labels:
flirting,
gossip and lies,
jailbait,
trailer-trash philosophy
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