Trailer Trash Haiku
Culture for the Less Sensitive Soul
Friday, February 6, 2009
Come to Dinner ~
Come to dinner ~
I cooked chili. Two cans.
With vi-eeners.
Fowl Warriors
Fowl warriors.
Bloody pit and claws.
Cock fight!
Grab Them Birds!
Grab them birds!
Some dame called the law.
Run, boys, run!
Sidewalk Mosaic
Sidewalk mosaic...
Bottletops and bits of trash ~
Frozen in black ice.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Look at this!
Look at this!
Earl's in the paper ~
Police reports.
Clotiller!
Clotiller!
Git yer butt home
now
!
And bring beer.
Are You Reading?
Are you reading?
I read a book oncet.
It wadn't much.
I Ain't Too Hungry
I ain't too hungry ~
Git me two large fries.
And a shake.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
I Suwannee!
I suwanee!
That littlun of June's ~
I ain't never...
Well! If it ain't Murl!
Well! If it ain't Murl!
Kick them cans out-th' way!
Come in and set down.
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