Our lawn, now empty

Our lawn, now empty.
Dead grass in random shapes...
Where junk once lay.

Button on a String

Button on a string ~
It makes a good birthday gift.
Or so I'm told.

Cold Beer in Neon

"Cold beer" in neon ~
Begging me to come in...
Home away from home!

Garbage in the Yard

Garbage in the yard.
To keep up with the Joneses
We need lots more junk.

Barefoot Kids

Barefoot kids ~
Playing in the dirt.
Happiness!

Thin Panel Walls

Thin panel walls;
Sagging floors, small rooms and hall...
Home sweet single wide.

That's My Old Lady

That's my old lady.
She does anything I say.
I keep her in line.

My Tattoo

My tattoo
Of girls' names marked out
Grows longer.

Pull My Finger

Pull my finger!
Very useful words...
But not in church.

Plastic Flowers

Plastic flowers
Lined along the driveway
Bloom all year.

Swats the Flies

Swats the flies...
Brings me a cold beer...
She loves me!

Possums

I've been told ~
Possums don't make good pets.
But I still want one.

Toilet...

Toilet filled with plants.
Rusty car propped up on blocks.
High-class yard decor.