Classy Joint!

Classy joint!
Coconut. Rum.
And little parasols...

Sirens!

Sirens!
Haul ass, boys...
It's the law!

Dang It!

Dang it!
Don't hog all the beer ~
Grandma.

Dusty Road...

Dusty road...
So many miles ~
Fer one six-pack.

Mullet Man

Hair, so tall;
But long, in back...
Bleached by the sun.

Mullet... So Long

Mullet... so long;
Nurtured for years.
He is proud.

Old Tires

Old tires...
Stacks and stacks ~
Wall of rubber.

Sometimes I Dream

Sometimes I dream
This old tin box ~
Into a doublewide...

Big Mullet

Big mullet;
He combs it back...
Stud, so ready.

Scrapper...

Scrapper...
Small, but wiry.
"Kick your ass, man!"

News Crew: Big Wreck.

News crew: big wreck.
"Yeah, I seen it."
Film at eleven...

Floozie! Whut a Dress.

Floozie! Whut a dress.
I just wonder ~
Wher she got it...

Pool Hall

Pool hall.
Big fight... damn!
Call the law.

My Bride Awaits...

My bride awaits...
Young, impatient!
Her mama won't sign.

Tease, Tease!

Tease, tease!
Bouffant hairdo...
Her birthright.

Old Carburetor

Old carburetor ~
Disassembled;
Awaits my whim.

Bubba Ain't Much

Bubba ain't much;
But, I love 'im.
Gap teeth and all...

Shoes Does Better

Shoes does better...
Once somebody else ~
Wears 'em in.

Beer Keg

Beer keg ~
Cool and drippin'...
I'm in love!

Job. Work. Money.

Job. Work. Money.
I lay here in bed ~
And think not...

Bartender!

Bartender!
Pass that broad a beer.
I feel lucky...

A Old Car Door

A old car door ~
Against the fence.
Leaning... ferever open.

Moon, Shining Soft.

Moon, shining soft... silver.
Stripes of rust, peeling paint...
How it flakes!

Silver Streak...

Silver Streak...
Once, our dream.
Now, reality!

Bridesmaids...

Bridesmaids...
Purty dresses ~
And flip flops.

Big Flesh, Flappin'!

Big flesh, flappin'!
Grandma dances ~
In her thong...

Fishin'. I Lay Here...

Fishin'. I lay here...
Keepin' one eye out ~
For the warden...

Liar!

Liar!
I ain't no thief.
You cain't prove it, nohow.

Lookit That Slut!

Lookit that slut!
Them bedsheets a'hern ~
Don't never cool.

Floozie...

Floozie...
Stuck to a barstool ~
Like glue.

River View...

River view...
Holes in the wall ~
Unpatched.

Saturday Night

Saturday night.
Whoop and holler!
Party time...

Beer Gut...

Beer gut...
Two-day stubble...
Sloppy kisses.

Satellite Dish

Satellite dish.
Round, silent...
Receiving.

Public Nuisance...

Public nuisance...
Safety hazard!
(Home, sweet home.)

Vi-eeners...

Vi-eeners...
Pink and squashy ~
Juice slides, thick.

Peroxided Hair...

Hair, peroxided.
One more bottle ~
Pour it on!

Parked Car. Necking...

Parked car. Necking...
Suddenly, a light!
The cops.

Cylinders, Rusting.

Cylinders, rusting...
Old propane tanks ~
Lie empty.

Summer Days...

Summer days...
Back yard hog pen ~
Sour smells, wafting.

Flatfoot Mama

Flatfoot mama ~
Shuffles across the street.
Four toddlers... lagging.

Cleavage...

Cleavage...
Neck to navel ~
Sagging.

"Disgraceful!" some say.

"Disgraceful!" some say.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.

Mini Skirt

Mini skirt:
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.

Birthday Beer

Birthday beer...
Brung to me ~
By my maw.

Sourpuss!

Sourpuss!
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?

Hair, So Pale.

Hair, so pale.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.

Coon Hound, Sleeping

Coon hound, sleeping...
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.

Look, a Garden

Look, a garden!
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.

Belly, Bulging Fat...

Belly, bulging fat...
Rebellious zipper!
Get the pliers.

Thick and Fleshy

Thick and fleshy ~
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."

Oxygen Mask...

Oxygen mask...
I push it aside ~
And have a smoke.