Trailer Trash Haiku
Culture for the Less Sensitive Soul
Monday, August 31, 2009
Muddy Boots
Muddy boots;
Feet up on the table.
My old man...
No Job...
No job...
No money.
No fair!
Huh! That Ermaline!
Huh! That Ermaline!
Thinks she's royalty...
In a pig's eye.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
A Old School Bus
A old school bus ~
Just the back half;
My home.
Armchair.
Armchair.
How it creaks!
Fat woman.
Crop Top
Crop top;
Short shorts;
Eight months pregnant...
Saturday, August 22, 2009
More Mayonnaise
More mayonnaise!
More. More. More.
Keep shovellin'!
Leaky Ceiling
Leaky ceiling;
Stains, so brown!
Widening.
Five by Five
Five by five;
My living room!
Suits me... fine.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Silver Streaks...
Silver Streaks...
Row upon row;
Shining.
Little Debbie
Little Debbie...
Moon Pie, Co-Cola.
Breakfast!
Frizzy Blonde
Frizzy blonde;
Black roots shine...
So oily!
Monday, August 17, 2009
She Walks
She walks;
Big hips, swaying...
The floor sags.
Dawn... First Light.
Dawn... first light.
Bleary eyes!
I stagger home.
I Poached Us
I poached us
Some good eatin'...
And I don't mean eggs.
This Haiku ~
This haiku ~
Ain't much good...
But it did get wrote.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Find the Clerk
Find the clerk...
I need that bikini ~
In 6X.
Mourning...
Mourning...
ATV, now gone.
We divorced.
Truck... No Tires
Truck... no tires.
Trailer... no wheels.
Me... no cash.
Marriage...
Marriage...
The third time ~
Is a charm.
Cubic Zirconia
Cubic zirconia...
Because I pawned
Her real one.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Silver Discs
Silver discs...
Hubcaps, in long rows ~
Catch the sun.
Black Gap
Black Gap;
Every other tooth.
She smiles...
Naked Toddler
Naked toddler.
Pampers... or new TV?
Hard choice.
Overalls. No Shirt.
Overalls. No shirt.
Tattoos, displayed proudly!
For the girls...
Monday, August 3, 2009
Our Trailer
Our trailer;
Now swaybacked ~
Sorta leans...
Tin Roof
Tin roof, darkened;
Shades of rust...
Fallen dew.
Thet Kid Lives
Thet kid lives ~
On macaroni...
And ketchup!
Give Us a Leg Up
Give us a leg up...
That bottom step done broke ~
Clean through.
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