Sheets in the Winder

Sheets in the winder...
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.

Dimpled Knees

Dimpled knees ~
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.

They Won't Card Lou

They won't card Lou...
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!

Let's Go to Billy Bob's

Let's go to Billy Bob's.
It's two-fer beer night ~
And they got pork rinds!