Making Love ~

Making love ~
She runs her hands
Through my big mullet.

Leftover Beer.

Leftover beer.
Toddling round the table,
My boy sips...

My Woman...

My woman...
Such wiry muscles!
She'll kick your ass.

Thet Meter Man

Thet meter man ~
Been meterin' Mavis!
Whup-ass time...

Old Ford

Old Ford;
The door come off...
Duct tape.

Steam...

Steam...
Foggin' up the windshield...
Smoochin' sounds.

Mail Boxes

Mail boxes.
Gimme a ball bat!
Hooooo! Fun.

Weed Eater

Weed Eater.
Thet'll bring good money.
Filchin'...

Lunch Box;

Lunch box;
Thet roofer's got 'is head turned.
Mmmmmm. Baloney.

Old Lady...

Old lady...
She done up and left me!
Silence.

Paternity

Paternity...
I got to pay child support?!
Thet dang ho.

My Check Come

My check come.
I'm-on' git thet big screen!
Rent can wait.

Here, Young'un ~

Here, young'un ~
Sup this white likker. Hee!
Burned ye, huh?

Parked Car

Parked car;
Back alley, so dark...
Sounds of mating...

Cop Car

Cop car!
Blue lights, flashing...
I lay low.

No Loitering

No loitering.
No pilfering.
I feel unwelcome...

Soft Butt on a Barstool

Soft butt on a barstool;
I pinch!
One loud scream...

Grease in a Skillet

Grease in a skillet...
What tiny creature ~
Has left its prints?

Street Lamp

Street lamp;
I th'ow a rock.
Sounds of glass, breaking.

Maintenance Call

Maintenance call.
Hooters all around me!
Work slow, and peek...

Midnight...

Midnight...
I slip out the winder!
An engine revs.

Waiting to Wed...

Waiting to wed...
But Mama says ~
Not till yer fourteen!

Beer Can...

Beer can...
Stick a flower in it.
Now, a vase!

Recliner

Recliner.
A spring pops out!
Cushion, sagging...

Blue Water

Blue water;
I pee in the pool.
Now, yellow...

Car Door

Car Door...
I duct-taped it shut.
Use the window!

Pay Day

Pay Day ~
The water is back on...
Fill the pool!

Road Trip.

Road trip.
Headin' for Alabamer...
I done broke parole!

Donation jar...

Donation jar...
Filch me a quarter!
That clerk ain't lookin'.

Rubber Hose

Rubber hose.
Fumes burn my nostrils.
Siphoning...

Kitchen Window

Kitchen window ~
Maw's teeth in a glass...
Fizzing.

Breaking Bread

Breaking bread...
Much more hospitable ~
Than breaking wind.

Cock Fight

Cock fight.
Banty rooster leaps and claws!
Feathers gently float.

Dark Basement

Dark basement.
Hush! Lay low.
Bill collector, knocking...

Summer Heat

Summer heat.
Tank top, clings to flesh...
I sweat.

A Bride Blushes

A bride blushes.
Camouflage, so green.
It clashes!

Monday Morning...

Monday morning...
Beer cans assault my eyes.
Reproach!

Summer Day

Summer day.
Tee shirt, dripping...
Such massive flesh!

Dawn.

Dawn.
Big catfish, hooked!
Poacher...

Skinny Dip

Skinny dip.
Lardass springs, wild!
Minnows quietly nibble...

March, April, May

March, April, May...
Whut happened?
On a drunk.

Inspiration

Inspiration.
Ain't got none...
Lately.

Rabbit, hopping

Rabbit, hopping.
I speed up...
Roadkill!