Old Pond

Old pond.
I strip naked!
Sounds of laughter...

Forest Ranger

Forest ranger.
Hide that bait!
Howdy, sir.

Fourteen

Fourteen.
I snag a beer!
Guzzling sounds.

Old Jeans

Old jeans ~
Hole in the rear...
Butt cheeks!

Old Boots

Old boots.
I take 'em off.
Smells so rotten!

Old Pond

Old pond.
Mosquiters hatch.
Sounds of buzzing...

Old Broad

Old broad.
She strips naked!
Sounds of gagging.

Old Pond.

Old pond.
A frog jumps out!
Radioactive.




~ In honor of Oak Ridge, Tennessee

Freezer

Freezer;
Heave it into
Thet old pond.

Doorway

Doorway:
She stoops low ~
Big hair.

Truckload

Truckload
Of mason jars;
A siren sounds...

Lunch Bag

Lunch bag ~
While he searches,
I slip away...

Bra Strap...

Bra strap...
I itch to snap it!
(Slap!)

Thet Boy!

Thet boy!
He's a odd one ~
Readin' books...

Free Samples...

Free samples...
I stand in line
Twicet.

Hangover...

Hangover...
Porcelain, so white ~
I am blind.

Drunken

Drunken;
Face to the ground.
Earl is out.

Police!

Police!
Dive out the back;
I'll stall 'em.

Big-haired Blonde

Big-haired blonde;
She looks my way...
Seventy.

Motel...

Motel...
My pickup out front?!
Thet damn Clo!

Summertime;

Summertime;
Smells of garbage...
Landfill.

Look at Merline

Look at Merline ~
Thet butt jist-a shinin'!
Hussy!

Short skirts.

Short skirts.
Trailer-park boy
Bends to look.

Rent...? Big screen...?

Rent...? Big screen...?
Hard decision...?
Not really.

Black hair ain't me;

Black hair ain't me;
Red neither.
Bleach it!

Glove Box

Glove box;
Layin' open...
Underdrawers!

My Love

My love!
She walks in beauty ~
Short shorts.

So Naïve

So naïve.
Watch me play 'im
for a fool!

Chicken

Chicken
Roosting on my grill...
Death wish?

White Clouds...

White Clouds...
A big-haired lady
Drifts by.

Art Show

Art show...
Black-velvet Elvis.
Tears fall.

Our Bedroom

Our bedroom.
Marble eyes, staring...
Deer heads.

Six Pack

Six pack...
Feelin' a buzz.
'Bout time.

Kitchen Floor

Kitchen floor:
Tater peels
Make good skates.

Went Down to D.O.L.

Went down to D.O.L.
And I am S.O.L.
Crap!

Empty House

Empty house.
My old woman
Done up and left.

Look, Flo ~

Look, Flo ~
Chainsaw Massacre!
It's a classic.

Peephole...

Peephole...
Visions of beauty!
Ladies' restroom.

Young 'un!

Young 'un!
Take yer ma's I.D.
Git me some beer.

Roadkill ~

Roadkill ~
Legal dinner
In ten states.

4x Short Shorts

4x short shorts ~
A seam gives way!
Scarred for life.

Makeup

Makeup ~
Humungous hickey
Now hid.

Summertime...

Summertime...
Briars tangled
Among old tires.

Hungover

Hungover.
Work week so dreary...
Till payday!

Gideon Bible

Gideon Bible
Brings fifteen cents...
Thrift store.

Contract...?

Contract...?
Lord-a-mercy, Clo...
Vinyl sidin'?!

Sunday Mornin'

Sunday mornin'...
Consciousness comes.
Wher am I?

Saturday Night

Saturday night;
Suds on my moustache...
Life is good.

Jolene.

Jolene.
Big hips a-swayin'...
Yearnings.

Lightning Storm!

Lightning storm!
Big screen all blowed up.
Mourning...

Staggerin' Home...

Staggerin' home...
Her shape in the door ~
Unwelcoming.

Clo's Home!

Clo's home!
Wait here ~ I'm-on' git
Me a little.

So Lovely...

So lovely...
Gracefully she turns
And spits.

Big Bosom

Big bosom;
Such a young thang...
Tissue, maybe?

Bare Walls

Bare walls;
My deer heads all gone!
Divorce.

Drive-In Movie

Drive-in movie;
Open 'at trunk
And climb in...

Cheater!

Cheater!
Deceivin' Flo ~
And her preggers.

Big Thighs

Big thighs;
Floppin' together...
Turns Earl on.

Lottery...

Lottery...
Rims of pure gold!
One day...

Thet Blonde Ho!

Thet blonde ho!
And ther goes Earl
Actin' a fool.

Flyin' Saucer

Flyin' saucer
Come a-hoverin'...
Earl is gone.

Round Form.

Round form
Eclipsing the moon...
Satellite dish.

Road Crew...

Road crew...
A hot dame walks by.
Break time.

Dead Gnat

Dead gnat;
Floats in a beer...
End of party.

House Arrest

House arrest;
Many quiet moments
to write haiku.

Engagement Ring!

Engagement ring!
I woulda put out ~
Fer five bucks...

So purty...!

So purty...!
Not one bad tooth ~
In her head.

Thet Beached Whale

Thet beached whale
On the horizon ~
Is a trailer.

Hey Earl!

Hey Earl!
My bottle rocket ~
Is bigger'n your'n.

Big Boom!

Big boom!
The sky lights up ~
Meth lab.

Charcoal

Charcoal ~
Sudden flame!
Hair smoulders.

Fourth of July

Fourth of July...
And Earl in the E.R.
Déjà vu!

Dandelion

Dandelion...
She bends to pick it.
Ah, cleavage!

Beauty Salon

Beauty Salon;
Opening special...
Real big hair!

Our Kitchen

Our kitchen...
Melons have soured ~
Swarming gnats!

Tannin' Bed

Tannin' bed;
Dreamin' I'm at the beach...
All scorchy brown!

Friday Night...

Friday night ~
My broad at my side...
Par-tay-y-y!

Blue Eye Shadder

Blue eye shadder;
I douse my eyelids...
Wooo! Lookin' hot!

Summer Heat

Summer heat;
Open window, tempting!
I crawl in...

Pocketbook...

Pocketbook...
She looks away. Quick!
My pocket, full.

Rain! I Wait...

Rain! I wait...
You will lay thet umbrella ~
By the door.