Big-haired Blonde

Big-haired blonde;
She looks my way...
Seventy.

Motel...

Motel...
My pickup out front?!
Thet damn Clo!

Summertime;

Summertime;
Smells of garbage...
Landfill.

Look at Merline

Look at Merline ~
Thet butt jist-a shinin'!
Hussy!

Short skirts.

Short skirts.
Trailer-park boy
Bends to look.

Rent...? Big screen...?

Rent...? Big screen...?
Hard decision...?
Not really.

Black hair ain't me;

Black hair ain't me;
Red neither.
Bleach it!