Trailer Trash Haiku
Culture for the Less Sensitive Soul
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
Your glowing lamps
warm my soul.
Tank Top So Thin
Tank top so thin ~
clinging
to big fat hooters.
Sweat Settles
Sweat settles
in the creases
of her flesh.
Leaky Roof
Leaky roof...
the pots sing
splashing songs.
Round and Fuzzy
Round and fuzzy
under my couch;
are you a turd?
Them Dishes
Them dishes
has piled up all week.
You do 'em.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Heaving from the Bath
Heaving from the bath,
she grasps ~
a towel too small...
Swirls of Dirt
Swirls of dirt
in muddy gray trails
mark the floor.
New Job
New job
tomorrow;
perhaps I should bathe.
Sleepin' Hound
Sleepin' hound,
opens one eye ~
and yawns.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Big Mountain
Big mountain;
I watch her sleeping,
an earthquake of snores.
Chicken Feet
Chicken feet
fry in a pan...
Pop! sizzle.
Old hound
Old hound
layin' in the shade;
dreams of sleep.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Summertime...
Summertime...
We will swim naked ~
till cops come.
Summertime...
Summertime...
cockroaches fly
like fat moths.
Curlers Too Tight
Curlers too tight ~
pinching her head;
she tugs at a pin...
A Powerful Smell
A powerful smell
escapes the dump,
slips into my mind...
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Sunbed Vixen
Sunbed vixen ~
her brown skin
so deeply creased.
Cigarette Smoke
Cigarette smoke
curls into her eyes...
and she squints.
Torn Bloomers...
Torn bloomers...
curlers in her hair...
my true love!
Saturday, August 20, 2011
A Double-Wide Gleams
A double-wide gleams
next door to my
shabby home.
Patchy Rectangles
Patchy rectangles
speckle the lot
where trailers once stood.
A Car Whooshin' By
A car whooshin' by
blows muddy water
on my good shoes.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Settin' on the Steps
Settin' on the steps,
I poke et a bug.
then SQUOOSH!
The Old Lady
The old lady
jaws all day long.
nights, she's a-snorin'...
Not Many Can Say
Not many can say
they done whut I done;
but I ain't tellin'...
The Gov'mint Don't Pay
The gov'mint don't pay
no poets like me;
t'ain't fair.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Watchin' Maw Eat
Watchin' maw eat,
My head droops.
Ain't ther more to life?
Pants a-Droopin'
Pants a-droopin',
he hitches them up
in vain.
My Eyes Follow
My eyes follow
a little dog...
And then he craps!
Eating My Oats
Eating my oats,
I raise my eyes.
Cleavage!
"More?" she asks...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Poking Cinders
Poking cinders;
A spark floats up...
Mullet on fire!!!
Slow Possum
Slow possum;
And a car swerves.
Now just a lump.
Dark Kitchen
Dark kitchen.
A light comes on!
Roaches scurry...
Monday, August 15, 2011
Old Drum
Old drum.
Sparks rising in darkness...
Faces glow.
A Hound Dog
A hound dog walks
Through my open door;
Sits and scratches.
Her Red Porch Light
Her red porch light
leaves a warm glow
in my heart.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Preggers...
Preggers...
And not one clue
As to the Deddy.
Dark Alley
Dark alley;
A shadow moves.
Glass is breaking...
Hurricane!
Hurricane!
TVs in empty stores...
I need a rock.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Fifty-Nine
Fifty-nine
But willin' ~
Her hips sway.
Summertime...
Summertime...
In the raw
She sleeps.
Pullin' a String
Pullin' a string
On her negligee,
She blushes.
Goldfish
Goldfish
Floats belly up...
Sound of flushing.
Flat Broke
Flat broke.
Grandma's purse!
Beer run...
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Purring Cat
Purring cat.
A coyote leaps!
Now just a tail.
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