Trailer Trash Haiku
Culture for the Less Sensitive Soul
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Crescent Moon
Crescent moon,
like a fingernail...
but cleaner!
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
your timer ticks
my life away...
Cigarette
Cigarette;
An ash falls...
uneaten soup.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Tattooed Eyebrows
Tattooed eyebrows ~
a crescent moon
would envy you!
Water, Cut Off
Water, cut off;
and the toilet
is now so yellow...
Spray-Tan Girl!
Spray-tan girl!
Skin of tangerine ~
you make me hot!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Cigarette Ash
Cigarette ash ~
lands softly
upon her cleavage...
A Lone Hair
A lone hair
swirls gently
in my soup.
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
how the lobster
envies me!
Friday, September 16, 2011
Sub Woofer
Sub woofer
thumpin' ~
like a flat tar.
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
Can you bake me
crispy brown?
Vending Machine
Vending machine.
A crowbar swings!
Coins falling...
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Fungus
Fungus ~
growing silently
in a sunbed.
Sunday's Plates
Sunday's plates
has stuck together
in the sink.
Hot Pants
Hot pants;
Ain't no 6x...
Whut a shame!
Monday, September 12, 2011
Fat Moon
Fat moon;
have you done ate up
all-a them stars?
Dirty Dishes
Dirty dishes
so many days
after our feast.
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
even my pits
are burning now...
Friday, September 9, 2011
Blue Lights
Blue lights
pierce the shadows ~
I hunker down.
Old Dishes
Old dishes
in the sink;
under a gray film.
White Commode
White commode.
A turd drops in...
not so white.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Spray-on Tan
Spray-on tan,
You can't compete
with warming lamps.
Leopard Spandex
Leopard spandex
clings to old ribs;
mothballs wafting.
Picnic
Picnic.
Scattered wrappers ~
leave a trail.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Bug in the Dishpan
Bug in the dishpan
treading water ~
climbs a saucer.
Clipped Lawn
Clipped lawn
all purty and new;
next door is ourn.
Mechanical Bull
Mechanical bull.
Spandex is poppin'!
Ride it, girl.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Cloudy Day
Cloudy day ~
I crave the warmth
of UV rays.
White Commode
White commode ~
ringed in black mold
for color.
Old Bra
Old bra
straining to hold
hefty hooters...
Monday, September 5, 2011
Welfare Checks
Welfare checks
pay fer our weenies
this Labor Day.
Neighbor
Neighbor,
so stingy with your pool...
drink my pee.
A Car Pulls Out ~
A car pulls out ~
leavin' a empty pool
just for us.
The Black Spider
The black spider
crawling down her cheek
is just an eyelash.
Great-Grandma Struts
Great-grandma struts
in red spike heels...
You go, Girl!
Lazy Girl
Lazy girl ~
lies in the sunbed,
slowly crisping...
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Flat Feet
Flat feet ~
She flops along
so unaware.
Picnic
Picnic.
Our sandwich wrappers
drifting away.
Trash Can
Trash can...
I toss a match;
kids run squealin'.
Shoppin' Cart
Shoppin' cart
slams into a car;
and I snicker.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Make-up So Thick
Make-up so thick
lies in creases
of ancient skin.
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed,
so calming ~
melanoma,
so distant...
She Winks an Eye
She winks an eye;
one false eyelash
clings to her cheek.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Alley Cat
Alley cat ~
Meowing so loudly.
Answer? A shoe.
Old Car
Old car...
Sinking into the pond ~
Bubbles rise.
Private Property
Private property.
Slip under the gate!
Home free...
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Anniversary
Anniversary:
Romancin' my babe...
Pass the ketchup!
Watch Out!
Watch out!
Thet top step ~
is sorta broke.
Three Hundred Pounds
Three hundred pounds
soaking wet...
and sweat a-drippin'
A Roach Scurries
A roach scurries
under the shadow
of my foot.
Dumpster
Dumpster.
That crackling noise?!
Ah, just a rat...
Old Pot
Old pot ~
rusting away
in the sink.
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
You make me hot...
Ooooooooh, yeah!
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tanning Bed
Tanning bed ~
Your glowing lamps
warm my soul.
Tank Top So Thin
Tank top so thin ~
clinging
to big fat hooters.
Sweat Settles
Sweat settles
in the creases
of her flesh.
Leaky Roof
Leaky roof...
the pots sing
splashing songs.
Round and Fuzzy
Round and fuzzy
under my couch;
are you a turd?
Them Dishes
Them dishes
has piled up all week.
You do 'em.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Heaving from the Bath
Heaving from the bath,
she grasps ~
a towel too small...
Swirls of Dirt
Swirls of dirt
in muddy gray trails
mark the floor.
New Job
New job
tomorrow;
perhaps I should bathe.
Sleepin' Hound
Sleepin' hound,
opens one eye ~
and yawns.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Big Mountain
Big mountain;
I watch her sleeping,
an earthquake of snores.
Chicken Feet
Chicken feet
fry in a pan...
Pop! sizzle.
Old hound
Old hound
layin' in the shade;
dreams of sleep.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Summertime...
Summertime...
We will swim naked ~
till cops come.
Summertime...
Summertime...
cockroaches fly
like fat moths.
Curlers Too Tight
Curlers too tight ~
pinching her head;
she tugs at a pin...
A Powerful Smell
A powerful smell
escapes the dump,
slips into my mind...
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Sunbed Vixen
Sunbed vixen ~
her brown skin
so deeply creased.
Cigarette Smoke
Cigarette smoke
curls into her eyes...
and she squints.
Torn Bloomers...
Torn bloomers...
curlers in her hair...
my true love!
Saturday, August 20, 2011
A Double-Wide Gleams
A double-wide gleams
next door to my
shabby home.
Patchy Rectangles
Patchy rectangles
speckle the lot
where trailers once stood.
A Car Whooshin' By
A car whooshin' by
blows muddy water
on my good shoes.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Settin' on the Steps
Settin' on the steps,
I poke et a bug.
then SQUOOSH!
The Old Lady
The old lady
jaws all day long.
nights, she's a-snorin'...
Not Many Can Say
Not many can say
they done whut I done;
but I ain't tellin'...
The Gov'mint Don't Pay
The gov'mint don't pay
no poets like me;
t'ain't fair.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Watchin' Maw Eat
Watchin' maw eat,
My head droops.
Ain't ther more to life?
Pants a-Droopin'
Pants a-droopin',
he hitches them up
in vain.
My Eyes Follow
My eyes follow
a little dog...
And then he craps!
Eating My Oats
Eating my oats,
I raise my eyes.
Cleavage!
"More?" she asks...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Poking Cinders
Poking cinders;
A spark floats up...
Mullet on fire!!!
Slow Possum
Slow possum;
And a car swerves.
Now just a lump.
Dark Kitchen
Dark kitchen.
A light comes on!
Roaches scurry...
Monday, August 15, 2011
Old Drum
Old drum.
Sparks rising in darkness...
Faces glow.
A Hound Dog
A hound dog walks
Through my open door;
Sits and scratches.
Her Red Porch Light
Her red porch light
leaves a warm glow
in my heart.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Preggers...
Preggers...
And not one clue
As to the Deddy.
Dark Alley
Dark alley;
A shadow moves.
Glass is breaking...
Hurricane!
Hurricane!
TVs in empty stores...
I need a rock.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Fifty-Nine
Fifty-nine
But willin' ~
Her hips sway.
Summertime...
Summertime...
In the raw
She sleeps.
Pullin' a String
Pullin' a string
On her negligee,
She blushes.
Goldfish
Goldfish
Floats belly up...
Sound of flushing.
Flat Broke
Flat broke.
Grandma's purse!
Beer run...
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Purring Cat
Purring cat.
A coyote leaps!
Now just a tail.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Summer
Summer.
Chiggers lunge!
Scratch, scratch.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Empty Pocket
Empty pocket.
A wallet falls!
Fullness.
Probation
Probation.
In my rearview:
State line.
Open Window
Open window.
Caterwauling!
One shoe.
Privacy Fence
Privacy fence.
A nail removed.
Splash!
Silver Hitch
Silver hitch.
A trailer rolls.
Dead grass.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Old Hound
Old hound
Lifts a leg...
Now yellow.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Icy Path
Icy path.
I smell lawsuit!
Lay down...
Icy Path
Icy path...
Lay down
And holler!
Winter...
Winter...
The lawn is all
White bumps.
Blue Tarp
Blue tarp
Billowing;
Since last spring.
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