Winter frost.
Old cars and trailers
Softly gleam.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Harvest Moon
Orange harvest moon.
Bumpy rows of old trailers
Make dim silhouettes.
Bumpy rows of old trailers
Make dim silhouettes.
Labels:
harvest moon,
moonshine,
twilight
Monday, December 29, 2008
End of a Long Day
End of a long day.
Dark smudges cover my face.
Thick, black mascara.
Dark smudges cover my face.
Thick, black mascara.
Labels:
mascara,
tammy faye bakker
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Pork Rinds Ain't on W.I.C.
Pork rinds ain't on W.I.C.
Neither is them cheese doodles.
It don't make no sense.
Neither is them cheese doodles.
It don't make no sense.
You Ain't Got No Job
You ain't got no job,
So you ain't got no say-so.
Don't give me no lip!
So you ain't got no say-so.
Don't give me no lip!
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job
Saturday, December 27, 2008
All That Trash-Mouth Talk
All that trash-mouth talk
Of my sinful goin's on
Is gossip and lies.
Of my sinful goin's on
Is gossip and lies.
Labels:
gossip and lies,
got no shame
I Cain't Phone No More
I cain't phone no more.
The feller thet lives next door
Nailed his winders shut.
The feller thet lives next door
Nailed his winders shut.
Friday, December 26, 2008
What Huge Sub-Woofers
What huge sub-woofers...
This sound system is so fine!
Owners snooze? They lose!
This sound system is so fine!
Owners snooze? They lose!
Christmas Is Over
Christmas is over.
Moving a tree is tiresome!
Leave it till next year.
Moving a tree is tiresome!
Leave it till next year.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
christmas
Christmas! Deck The Halls...
Christmas! Deck the halls...
We can make some jingle bells
From cut-up Beer Cans!
We can make some jingle bells
From cut-up Beer Cans!
Christmas Time
Christmas time...
Eight plastic reindeer
Light our roof.
Eight plastic reindeer
Light our roof.
Labels:
christmas,
eight plastic reindeer
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Month's End Bills Have Come
Month's end bills have come.
Collection agency woes...
Don't answer that phone!
Collection agency woes...
Don't answer that phone!
Labels:
money or lack thereof
Faded Overalls...
Faded overalls...
No shirt and a big beer gut.
My man, the sexpot!
No shirt and a big beer gut.
My man, the sexpot!
Labels:
beer belly,
flirting,
trailer-trash love
Juice Runs Down My Arms
Juice runs down my arms.
I watch it drip to the floor...
Ummm. Mater samwich!
I watch it drip to the floor...
Ummm. Mater samwich!
Labels:
mater samwich,
poor sanitation
Rollin' in the Dough...
Rollin' in the dough...
Big day at the flea market.
We got fifty bucks!
Big day at the flea market.
We got fifty bucks!
Labels:
flea market,
money or lack thereof
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
More Mascara Please!
More Mascara please!
Just like Tammy Faye Bakker.
She is my ideal.
Just like Tammy Faye Bakker.
She is my ideal.
Labels:
mascara,
tammy faye bakker
Sticks and Stones
Sticks and stones
May break my bones.
I'll sue!
May break my bones.
I'll sue!
Labels:
call the law,
sticks and stones
Trailer Trash!
Trailer trash!
Hearing you say that
Cuts me. Deep.
Hearing you say that
Cuts me. Deep.
Labels:
sticks and stones,
trailer trash
Eye Shadow
Eye shadow;
Bright blue and greasy...
Please put more!
Bright blue and greasy...
Please put more!
Labels:
bright blue eye shadow,
mascara
Monday, December 22, 2008
Potato Peelings
Potato peelings.
Garbage gourmets seek our yard.
Possums just love us.
Garbage gourmets seek our yard.
Possums just love us.
Labels:
garbage,
possums,
scavenging,
tater peels
Midnight Moon
Midnight moon.
Bulbous lobe shining so white.
My man's butt.
Bulbous lobe shining so white.
My man's butt.
Labels:
buttcheeks,
moonshine,
white trash
Wafting Scents
Wafting scents:
Soiled kitty litter
One month old.
Soiled kitty litter
One month old.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
poor sanitation
Soiled Tee Shirt
Soiled tee shirt;
Big beer belly...
He's so hot!
Big beer belly...
He's so hot!
Labels:
beer belly,
poor sanitation,
trailer-trash love
Saturday, December 20, 2008
This Beer Crate
This beer crate
Makes a good front step.
Welcome!
Makes a good front step.
Welcome!
Labels:
beer cans,
downwardly mobile,
eyesore,
porches
Call My Love!
Call my love!
Please beg him to pay
Our phone bill.
Please beg him to pay
Our phone bill.
Labels:
money or lack thereof,
trailer-trash love
Mounds of Flesh!
Mounds of flesh!
Spandex will stretch...
But not enough.
Spandex will stretch...
But not enough.
Labels:
fat,
free-form haiku,
spandex
Friday, December 19, 2008
Red Lips Touch the Flesh
Red lips touch the flesh
Of greasy day-old chicken.
Chunks of lard still cling.
Of greasy day-old chicken.
Chunks of lard still cling.
Labels:
day-old chicken,
greasy,
lard,
nutritional choices,
red lips
New Year's Day Is Here
New Year’s Day is here.
Cold pork and beans from the can.
We fight for the side meat.
Cold pork and beans from the can.
We fight for the side meat.
Labels:
fighting,
new year,
pork and beans,
side meat,
whup-ass
Morning Mail. We Dance.
Morning mail. We dance.
We shall feast at Burger King.
Our welfare checks came.
We shall feast at Burger King.
Our welfare checks came.
Labels:
burger king,
dancing,
feasting,
welfare checks
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Bluish-Orange Bumps
Bluish-orange bumps
Of spongy fungal matter:
Coffee-ground garden.
Of spongy fungal matter:
Coffee-ground garden.
Labels:
coffee grounds,
fungal matter,
garden
Today We Shall Feast
Today we shall feast.
Loaves of stale bread and hard cheese ~
Commodities came.
Loaves of stale bread and hard cheese ~
Commodities came.
Labels:
commodities,
hard cheese,
stale bread
Crinkly Tin Pans
Crinkly tin pans
Hold frozen TV dinners.
Why bother to thaw?
Hold frozen TV dinners.
Why bother to thaw?
Labels:
frozen tv dinners,
tin pans
Our Lunch-Plates, Licked Clean
Our lunch-plates, licked clean
By pink sandpapery tongues.
The gravy has fur.
By pink sandpapery tongues.
The gravy has fur.
Labels:
gravy,
licking your plate clean,
lunch,
mice on the table,
pets
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Post edited 30 June 2009 to add/update privacy policy)
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About trailer-trash haiku: It's pathetic, really. And there's plenty more where this came from. You just have to wait for the next divine inspiration from the seedy side of the Muse. With luck, the poetic trough will not run dry anytime soon. For shopaholics, I've picked out some fine products for the most delicate, discriminating taste. Relatively.
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About trailer-trash haiku: It's pathetic, really. And there's plenty more where this came from. You just have to wait for the next divine inspiration from the seedy side of the Muse. With luck, the poetic trough will not run dry anytime soon. For shopaholics, I've picked out some fine products for the most delicate, discriminating taste. Relatively.
Labels:
privacy
Porch Rails Lean Gently
Porch rails lean gently.
A loose nail peeps out.
I’ll fix it next year.
A loose nail peeps out.
I’ll fix it next year.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
eyesore,
peeps,
porches,
procrastination
Wintertime Coldness
Wintertime coldness.
Cold lard flakes delicately
From yesterday’s plate.
Cold lard flakes delicately
From yesterday’s plate.
Labels:
lard,
wintertime
Crooked Yellow Teeth
Crooked yellow teeth.
Black gaps peek through lips, flirting.
We kiss. It is Spring.
Black gaps peek through lips, flirting.
We kiss. It is Spring.
Labels:
crooked yellow teeth,
flirting,
poor sanitation,
smooching,
springtime
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