More Mascara Please!

More Mascara please!
Just like Tammy Faye Bakker.
She is my ideal.

Clo and Earl

Clo and Earl
Is at it again.
Call the law!

Sticks and Stones

Sticks and stones
May break my bones.
I'll sue!

Trailer Trash!

Trailer trash!
Hearing you say that
Cuts me. Deep.

Eye Shadow

Eye shadow;
Bright blue and greasy...
Please put more!

Bartender!

Bartender!
Pour me another ~
For Grandma.