Sunday, May 31, 2009

Old Wheels, Rusting.

Old wheels, rusting...
Our home ain't mobile
No more.

The Cops Got Earl

The cops got Earl!
That bad leg
Slowed him down.

Ooh, Spray Them Roaches!

Ooh, spray them roaches!
If it's one thing I can't stand ~
It's bugs on my bed.

Quit Yer Braggin'

Quit yer braggin'.
Don't try to con me ~
You ain't rich.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Leaky Roof

Leaky roof.
I can fix that ~
With duct tape.


Tin-can mosaics...
Littered driveway.

Canned Vi-eeners

Canned Vi-eeners ~
Fat jaws, stuffed full.
Still, she wants more...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Tarps With Duct Tape

Tarps with duct tape
Covers my treasures.
Some call it trash.

Hey, Pumpkin ~

Hey, Pumpkin ~
Tell the old lady
To bring me a beer.


Peanuts on the floor...
Now, that's class!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Vern Got Sent Up

Vern got sent up...
Fifteen years to life.
They lied against 'im.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Ervin Cooked Dinner!

Ervin cooked dinner!
Well, he opened a can...
But that's somethin'!


Just ain't what
It's cracked up to be.

I Need a New Place

I need a new place.
My old man was cookin' meth ~
And burned the joint down.

I'm Gettin' This Bra

I'm gettin' this bra.
You watch the clerk ~
I'll switch the tag.

Here's My Show!

Here's my show!
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter."
Now, he's a hunk!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Sheets in the Winder

Sheets in the winder...
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.

Dimpled Knees

Dimpled knees ~
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.

They Won't Card Lou

They won't card Lou...
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!

Let's Go to Billy Bob's

Let's go to Billy Bob's.
It's two-fer beer night ~
And they got pork rinds!