Thursday, July 30, 2009

Classy Joint!

Classy joint!
Coconut. Rum.
And little parasols...

Sirens!

Sirens!
Haul ass, boys...
It's the law!

Dang It!

Dang it!
Don't hog all the beer ~
Grandma.

Dusty Road...

Dusty road...
So many miles ~
Fer one six-pack.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Mullet Man


Hair, so tall;
But long, in back...
Bleached by the sun.

Mullet... So Long

Mullet... so long;
Nurtured for years.
He is proud.

Old Tires

Old tires...
Stacks and stacks ~
Wall of rubber.

Sometimes I Dream

Sometimes I dream
This old tin box ~
Into a doublewide...

Monday, July 27, 2009

Big Mullet

Big mullet;
He combs it back...
Stud, so ready.

Scrapper...

Scrapper...
Small, but wiry.
"Kick your ass, man!"

News Crew: Big Wreck.

News crew: big wreck.
"Yeah, I seen it."
Film at eleven...

Floozie! Whut a Dress.

Floozie! Whut a dress.
I just wonder ~
Wher she got it...

Pool Hall

Pool hall.
Big fight... damn!
Call the law.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

My Bride Awaits...

My bride awaits...
Young, impatient!
Her mama won't sign.

Tease, Tease!

Tease, tease!
Bouffant hairdo...
Her birthright.

Old Carburetor

Old carburetor ~
Disassembled;
Awaits my whim.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Bubba Ain't Much

Bubba ain't much;
But, I love 'im.
Gap teeth and all...

Shoes Does Better

Shoes does better...
Once somebody else ~
Wears 'em in.

Beer Keg

Beer keg ~
Cool and drippin'...
I'm in love!

Job. Work. Money.

Job. Work. Money.
I lay here in bed ~
And think not...

Bartender!

Bartender!
Pass that broad a beer.
I feel lucky...

A Old Car Door

A old car door ~
Against the fence.
Leaning... ferever open.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Moon, Shining Soft.

Moon, shining soft... silver.
Stripes of rust, peeling paint...
How it flakes!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Silver Streak...

Silver Streak...
Once, our dream.
Now, reality!

Bridesmaids...

Bridesmaids...
Purty dresses ~
And flip flops.

Big Flesh, Flappin'!

Big flesh, flappin'!
Grandma dances ~
In her thong...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Fishin'. I Lay Here...

Fishin'. I lay here...
Keepin' one eye out ~
For the warden...

Liar!

Liar!
I ain't no thief.
You cain't prove it, nohow.

Lookit That Slut!

Lookit that slut!
Them bedsheets a'hern ~
Don't never cool.

Floozie...

Floozie...
Stuck to a barstool ~
Like glue.

River View...

River view...
Holes in the wall ~
Unpatched.

Saturday Night

Saturday night.
Whoop and holler!
Party time...

Beer Gut...

Beer gut...
Two-day stubble...
Sloppy kisses.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Satellite Dish

Satellite dish.
Round, silent...
Receiving.

Public Nuisance...

Public nuisance...
Safety hazard!
(Home, sweet home.)

Vi-eeners...

Vi-eeners...
Pink and squashy ~
Juice slides, thick.

Peroxided Hair...

Hair, peroxided.
One more bottle ~
Pour it on!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Parked Car. Necking...

Parked car. Necking...
Suddenly, a light!
The cops.

Cylinders, Rusting.

Cylinders, rusting...
Old propane tanks ~
Lie empty.

Summer Days...

Summer days...
Back yard hog pen ~
Sour smells, wafting.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Flatfoot Mama

Flatfoot mama ~
Shuffles across the street.
Four toddlers... lagging.

Cleavage...

Cleavage...
Neck to navel ~
Sagging.

"Disgraceful!" some say.

"Disgraceful!" some say.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Mini Skirt

Mini skirt:
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.

Birthday Beer

Birthday beer...
Brung to me ~
By my maw.

Sourpuss!

Sourpuss!
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hair, So Pale.

Hair, so pale.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.

Coon Hound, Sleeping

Coon hound, sleeping...
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.

Look, a Garden

Look, a garden!
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Belly, Bulging Fat...

Belly, bulging fat...
Rebellious zipper!
Get the pliers.

Thick and Fleshy

Thick and fleshy ~
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."

Oxygen Mask...

Oxygen mask...
I push it aside ~
And have a smoke.