Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Making Love ~

Making love ~
She runs her hands
Through my big mullet.

Leftover Beer.

Leftover beer.
Toddling round the table,
My boy sips...

My Woman...

My woman...
Such wiry muscles!
She'll kick your ass.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Thet Meter Man

Thet meter man ~
Been meterin' Mavis!
Whup-ass time...

Old Ford

Old Ford;
The door come off...
Duct tape.


Foggin' up the windshield...
Smoochin' sounds.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Mail Boxes

Mail boxes.
Gimme a ball bat!
Hooooo! Fun.

Weed Eater

Weed Eater.
Thet'll bring good money.

Lunch Box;

Lunch box;
Thet roofer's got 'is head turned.
Mmmmmm. Baloney.

Old Lady...

Old lady...
She done up and left me!

Sunday, June 27, 2010


I got to pay child support?!
Thet dang ho.

My Check Come

My check come.
I'm-on' git thet big screen!
Rent can wait.

Here, Young'un ~

Here, young'un ~
Sup this white likker. Hee!
Burned ye, huh?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Parked Car

Parked car;
Back alley, so dark...
Sounds of mating...

Cop Car

Cop car!
Blue lights, flashing...
I lay low.

No Loitering

No loitering.
No pilfering.
I feel unwelcome...

Friday, June 25, 2010

Soft Butt on a Barstool

Soft butt on a barstool;
I pinch!
One loud scream...

Grease in a Skillet

Grease in a skillet...
What tiny creature ~
Has left its prints?

Street Lamp

Street lamp;
I th'ow a rock.
Sounds of glass, breaking.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Maintenance Call

Maintenance call.
Hooters all around me!
Work slow, and peek...


I slip out the winder!
An engine revs.

Waiting to Wed...

Waiting to wed...
But Mama says ~
Not till yer fourteen!

Beer Can...

Beer can...
Stick a flower in it.
Now, a vase!


A spring pops out!
Cushion, sagging...

Blue Water

Blue water;
I pee in the pool.
Now, yellow...

Car Door

Car Door...
I duct-taped it shut.
Use the window!

Pay Day

Pay Day ~
The water is back on...
Fill the pool!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Road Trip.

Road trip.
Headin' for Alabamer...
I done broke parole!

Donation jar...

Donation jar...
Filch me a quarter!
That clerk ain't lookin'.

Rubber Hose

Rubber hose.
Fumes burn my nostrils.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Kitchen Window

Kitchen window ~
Maw's teeth in a glass...

Breaking Bread

Breaking bread...
Much more hospitable ~
Than breaking wind.

Cock Fight

Cock fight.
Banty rooster leaps and claws!
Feathers gently float.

Dark Basement

Dark basement.
Hush! Lay low.
Bill collector, knocking...

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Summer Heat

Summer heat.
Tank top, clings to flesh...
I sweat.

A Bride Blushes

A bride blushes.
Camouflage, so green.
It clashes!

Monday Morning...

Monday morning...
Beer cans assault my eyes.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Summer Day

Summer day.
Tee shirt, dripping...
Such massive flesh!


Big catfish, hooked!

Skinny Dip

Skinny dip.
Lardass springs, wild!
Minnows quietly nibble...

Friday, June 18, 2010

March, April, May

March, April, May...
Whut happened?
On a drunk.


Ain't got none...

Rabbit, hopping

Rabbit, hopping.
I speed up...