Sunday, September 25, 2011

Crescent Moon

Crescent moon,
like a fingernail...
but cleaner!

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
your timer ticks
my life away...


An ash falls...
uneaten soup.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tattooed Eyebrows

Tattooed eyebrows ~
a crescent moon
would envy you!

Water, Cut Off

Water, cut off;
and the toilet
is now so yellow...

Spray-Tan Girl!

Spray-tan girl!
Skin of tangerine ~
you make me hot!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Cigarette Ash

Cigarette ash ~
lands softly
upon her cleavage...

A Lone Hair

A lone hair
swirls gently
in my soup.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
how the lobster
envies me!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Sub Woofer

Sub woofer
thumpin' ~
like a flat tar.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
Can you bake me
crispy brown?

Vending Machine

Vending machine.
A crowbar swings!
Coins falling...

Thursday, September 15, 2011


Fungus ~
growing silently
in a sunbed.

Sunday's Plates

Sunday's plates
has stuck together
in the sink.

Hot Pants

Hot pants;
Ain't no 6x...
Whut a shame!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Fat Moon

Fat moon;
have you done ate up
all-a them stars?

Dirty Dishes

Dirty dishes
so many days
after our feast.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
even my pits
are burning now...

Friday, September 9, 2011

Blue Lights

Blue lights
pierce the shadows ~
I hunker down.

Old Dishes

Old dishes
in the sink;
under a gray film.

White Commode

White commode.
A turd drops in...
not so white.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Spray-on Tan

Spray-on tan,
You can't compete
with warming lamps.

Leopard Spandex

Leopard spandex
clings to old ribs;
mothballs wafting.


Scattered wrappers ~
leave a trail.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Bug in the Dishpan

Bug in the dishpan
treading water ~
climbs a saucer.

Clipped Lawn

Clipped lawn
all purty and new;
next door is ourn.

Mechanical Bull

Mechanical bull.
Spandex is poppin'!
Ride it, girl.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Cloudy Day

Cloudy day ~
I crave the warmth
of UV rays.

White Commode

White commode ~
ringed in black mold
for color.

Old Bra

Old bra
straining to hold
hefty hooters...

Monday, September 5, 2011

Welfare Checks

Welfare checks
pay fer our weenies
this Labor Day.


so stingy with your pool...
drink my pee.

A Car Pulls Out ~

A car pulls out ~
leavin' a empty pool
just for us.

The Black Spider

The black spider
crawling down her cheek
is just an eyelash.

Great-Grandma Struts

Great-grandma struts
in red spike heels...
You go, Girl!

Lazy Girl

Lazy girl ~
lies in the sunbed,
slowly crisping...

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Flat Feet

Flat feet ~
She flops along
so unaware.


Our sandwich wrappers
drifting away.

Trash Can

Trash can...
I toss a match;
kids run squealin'.

Shoppin' Cart

Shoppin' cart 
slams into a car; 
and I snicker.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Make-up So Thick

Make-up so thick
lies in creases
of ancient skin.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed,
so calming ~
so distant...

She Winks an Eye

She winks an eye;
one false eyelash
clings to her cheek.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Alley Cat

Alley cat ~
Meowing so loudly.
Answer? A shoe.

Old Car

Old car...
Sinking into the pond ~
Bubbles rise.

Private Property

Private property.
Slip under the gate!
Home free...

Thursday, September 1, 2011


Romancin' my babe...
Pass the ketchup!

Watch Out!

Watch out!
Thet top step ~
is sorta broke.

Three Hundred Pounds

Three hundred pounds
soaking wet...
and sweat a-drippin'

A Roach Scurries

A roach scurries
under the shadow
of my foot.


That crackling noise?!
Ah, just a rat...

Old Pot

Old pot ~
rusting away
in the sink.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
You make me hot...
Ooooooooh, yeah!