End of a Long Day

End of a long day.
Dark smudges cover my face.
Thick, black mascara.

Pork Rinds Ain't on W.I.C.

Pork rinds ain't on W.I.C.
Neither is them cheese doodles.
It don't make no sense.

You Ain't Got No Job

You ain't got no job,
So you ain't got no say-so.
Don't give me no lip!

All That Trash-Mouth Talk

All that trash-mouth talk
Of my sinful goin's on
Is gossip and lies.

My Phone Got Cut Off

My phone got cut off.
I am calling from next door.
I found it unlocked...

I Cain't Phone No More

I cain't phone no more.
The feller thet lives next door
Nailed his winders shut.

What Huge Sub-Woofers

What huge sub-woofers...
This sound system is so fine!
Owners snooze? They lose!