Trailer Trash Haiku

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Come on in!
That old hound won't bite.
Got no teeth.

Here's a old tail light.
That hood might fit our old car.
Good thing we kept 'em.

That stupid teacher!
Don't you go to school no more!
Guess that'll learn her.

Them diners left food!
Can you believe how wasteful?
Stick that in your tote.

Gleaming icicles.
We shiver beneath our quilt.
And cuss the gas man.

We got company.
Sit down and take a load off...
Watch that chair ~ it's broke!

I run out of beer.
I thought I might look for work...
Unless you got more.