You Ain't Got No Coat?

You ain't got no coat?
Don't make me no nevermind!
It ain't my problem.

Hide that Meth.

Better hide that meth.
My probation officer
Might be comin' by.

Housework

You get hoppin' Earl.
We got a notice to clean.
"City inspector."

Welcome!

Come on in!
That old hound won't bite.
Got no teeth.

Junk Cars

Here's a old tail light.
That hood might fit our old car.
Good thing we kept 'em.

That Stupid Teacher

That stupid teacher!
Don't you go to school no more!
Guess that'll learn her.

Leavings

Them diners left food!
Can you believe how wasteful?
Stick that in your tote.