Look at Thet Old Ford

Look at thet old Ford.
I could hotwar it easy!
Let's just hope it runs.

Idiots!

Idiots!
They think they're so smart...
But they ain't.

Well, I'll Be!

Well, I'll be! It's Maud.
And just in time to see Earl ~
He done got paroled.

Hush! It's cler...

Hush! It's cler...
Maybelle is preggers ~
But Vern ain't wise.

If I Said It Oncet

If I said it oncet,
I said it a thousand times:
June ain't got no sense.

Hard Dried Food

Hard dried food.
Bumps on the table.
Feels gritty.

Lord Hep Us!

Lord hep us!
Pearl got her ass whupped.
Call the law!