Sheets in the Winder

Sheets in the winder...
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.

Dimpled Knees

Dimpled knees ~
Under big slabs of thigh...
And short shorts.

They Won't Card Lou

They won't card Lou...
She may be fifteen ~
But she looks thirty!

Let's Go to Billy Bob's

Let's go to Billy Bob's.
It's two-fer beer night ~
And they got pork rinds!

A Garden Grows

A garden grows.
Tater peels we th'owed~
In the mud.

Weddin' Clothes

Weddin' clothes?!
I'm wearin' camo!
I ain't proud.

Orange Cola

Orange cola...
Juice ain't half as good!
But WIC won't pay.