Sourpuss!

Sourpuss!
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?

Hair, So Pale.

Hair, so pale.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.

Coon Hound, Sleeping

Coon hound, sleeping...
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.

Look, a Garden

Look, a garden!
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.

Belly, Bulging Fat...

Belly, bulging fat...
Rebellious zipper!
Get the pliers.

Thick and Fleshy

Thick and fleshy ~
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."

Oxygen Mask...

Oxygen mask...
I push it aside ~
And have a smoke.