"Disgraceful!" some say.

"Disgraceful!" some say.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.

Mini Skirt

Mini skirt:
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.

Birthday Beer

Birthday beer...
Brung to me ~
By my maw.

Sourpuss!

Sourpuss!
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?

Hair, So Pale.

Hair, so pale.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.

Coon Hound, Sleeping

Coon hound, sleeping...
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.

Look, a Garden

Look, a garden!
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.