Huh! That Ermaline!

Huh! That Ermaline!
Thinks she's royalty...
In a pig's eye.

A Old School Bus

A old school bus ~
Just the back half;
My home.

Armchair.

Armchair.
How it creaks!
Fat woman.

Crop Top

Crop top;
Short shorts;
Eight months pregnant...

More Mayonnaise

More mayonnaise!
More. More. More.
Keep shovellin'!

Leaky Ceiling

Leaky ceiling;
Stains, so brown!
Widening.

Five by Five

Five by five;
My living room!
Suits me... fine.