Recliner

Recliner.
A spring pops out!
Cushion, sagging...

Blue Water

Blue water;
I pee in the pool.
Now, yellow...

Car Door

Car Door...
I duct-taped it shut.
Use the window!

Pay Day

Pay Day ~
The water is back on...
Fill the pool!

Road Trip.

Road trip.
Headin' for Alabamer...
I done broke parole!

Donation jar...

Donation jar...
Filch me a quarter!
That clerk ain't lookin'.

Rubber Hose

Rubber hose.
Fumes burn my nostrils.
Siphoning...