Spray-Tan Girl!

Spray-tan girl!
Skin of tangerine ~
you make me hot!

Cigarette Ash

Cigarette ash ~
lands softly
upon her cleavage...

A Lone Hair

A lone hair
swirls gently
in my soup.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
how the lobster
envies me!

Sub Woofer

Sub woofer
thumpin' ~
like a flat tar.

Tanning Bed

Tanning bed ~
Can you bake me
crispy brown?

Vending Machine

Vending machine.
A crowbar swings!
Coins falling...