What Huge Sub-Woofers

What huge sub-woofers...
This sound system is so fine!
Owners snooze? They lose!

Christmas Is Over

Christmas is over.
Moving a tree is tiresome!
Leave it till next year.

Christmas! Deck The Halls...

Christmas! Deck the halls...
We can make some jingle bells
From cut-up Beer Cans!

Christmas Time

Christmas time...
Eight plastic reindeer
Light our roof.

Month's End Bills Have Come

Month's end bills have come.
Collection agency woes...
Don't answer that phone!

Faded Overalls...

Faded overalls...
No shirt and a big beer gut.
My man, the sexpot!

Juice Runs Down My Arms

Juice runs down my arms.
I watch it drip to the floor...
Ummm. Mater samwich!