Trailer Trash Haiku

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Laundromat.
I wash clothes and loaf.
Watching girls.

Keep a lookout, hon...
I'll tilt the vending machine.
We'll have some candy!

My wife yells.
Brown specks hit my face.
She dips snuff.

My white-trash woman.
My Venus of Willendorf...
Naked. Fat. Waiting.

Two thousand and nine!
Second day of the New Year.
Our rent is done late.

I'm in jail.
I broke probation.
Bail me out.

My Resolution:
Swipe them hubcaps off Earl's car
While he is napping.