That's My Old Lady

That's my old lady.
She does anything I say.
I keep her in line.

My Tattoo

My tattoo
Of girls' names marked out
Grows longer.

Pull My Finger

Pull my finger!
Very useful words...
But not in church.

Plastic Flowers

Plastic flowers
Lined along the driveway
Bloom all year.

Swats the Flies

Swats the flies...
Brings me a cold beer...
She loves me!

Possums

I've been told ~
Possums don't make good pets.
But I still want one.

Toilet...

Toilet filled with plants.
Rusty car propped up on blocks.
High-class yard decor.