Vern Got Sent Up

Vern got sent up...
Fifteen years to life.
They lied against 'im.

Ervin Cooked Dinner!

Ervin cooked dinner!
Well, he opened a can...
But that's somethin'!

Working

Working...
Just ain't what
It's cracked up to be.

I Need a New Place

I need a new place.
My old man was cookin' meth ~
And burned the joint down.

I'm Gettin' This Bra

I'm gettin' this bra.
You watch the clerk ~
I'll switch the tag.

Here's My Show!

Here's my show!
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter."
Now, he's a hunk!

Sheets in the Winder

Sheets in the winder...
Wavin' in the breeze ~
Like real curtains.