Trailer Trash Haiku

Saturday, January 3, 2009

My white-trash woman.
My Venus of Willendorf...
Naked. Fat. Waiting.

Two thousand and nine!
Second day of the New Year.
Our rent is done late.

I'm in jail.
I broke probation.
Bail me out.

My Resolution:
Swipe them hubcaps off Earl's car
While he is napping.

Garbage smells.
It ain't been took out
Since last month.

It's noon time.
I laze here in bed
With my hounds.

We partied last night.
This trailer is a pig-sty!
Let's move out of here.